The Bleebzorx Network | $BLBZ Memecoin

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TOKENOMICS

NONE

Utility

NONE

Revenue Share

NONE

Governance

$BLBZ

What You Get

Some Yung Guy

Treasurer of Nothing

Anonymous Founder

Secretary of Tokenomics

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DISCLOSURES

What do I get if I buy Bleebzorx Tokens?

You get Bleebzorx Tokens.

No, I mean what economic rights do these tokens have?

Oh, nothing. They are just tokens. They just have the same name as the project.

Will you share profits with token holders?

lol absolutely not.

Then why would I pay for these tokens?

It just will work. People will be like "oh, the Bleebzorx Network is good, we'd better buy some Bleebzorx Tokens." They'll buy tokens and the price will go up. Don't overthink it.

Is this a scam?

We're being completely transparent: you get tokens. That's it. If giving you exactly what we said we'd give you is a scam, then yes.

Legal Notice

$BLBZ tokens provide no rights, no equity, no debt, no revenue share, no governance, no utility, and no promises of any kind. By purchasing $BLBZ, you acknowledge that you are purchasing $BLBZ. This is not financial advice. This is not any kind of advice. It is genuinely novel. It is, from first principles, stupid. It might work anyway.

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